Poultry Gone Bad

Greetings vanquished supplicants! Accede and assent to All-Powerful General Chow. Incapacitating submission is imminent. And why does everything taste like chicken? I dunno really...If we transported a chicken into space would aliens say it tasted like something there? Hmmmmmmm

Things that taste like chicken:

• Dinosaurusii
• Octopii
• Rhinocerii
• General Chow's calves
• Miscalaneii
• Thesaurii

When extra-terrestrials compare nutritional data do they say"tastes like people or taste like earthians?" These imponderables must be solved. The very providence of our universe hinges on solving these matters. Much like deciphering Bobby Bowden's home language. eg "bumfuzzlery, dadgummiffication, stupifilization, managemication, matriculgentified"

"I smell bumfuzzlery afoot..and horrendified , spudenticulated offensification"